1. I shall ask you just one question and if you answer Yes, I won't get asked this question anymore.
- When the one on the other side is a TDH guy whom you have a strong crush on.
2. Why don't you just go and bring back the most eligible bachelor in this hall in the next 15 seconds and I shall tie the knot right away.
- When it's a relative who comes to you asking , "Do you remember me?" and I can only give a sheepish smile and say "Yes". When I have only seen him/her during weddings and invisible when in dire need of help.
3. Just tell me who that distantly related aunt's/uncle's unmarried son is whom you want me to meet in the little time that I am relaxing at home.
- When its a close relative whom you meet almost every weekend when you go home to just take a break.
4. Eda kocche, mottainnu iniyum virinjitilla, ennittu ende kalyanam kurichu ninikku chindha. Don't worry , I shall definitely make you the flower girl/ring boy at my marriage...when it happens.
- When it's your niece or nephew who hardly is 5 or 6 years old.
5. Dei, unakku kalyana saapadu saapudnamnu aasaiya irundha, ni yen edhaachum kalyana mandapathila care taker a poaga koodadhu? Naane kadupla irukken, oadidu mavane oadidu.
- When it's a colleague or friend whose only topic of discussion is marriage each time you meet him/her despite all your failed attempts to avoid him/her.
6. How does it really matter to you? Are you planning to crowd source and get a big fat wedding arranged for me tomorrow? Will that make you happy?
- When it's a stranger in the bus/ train who just picked a conversation with you 5 minutes ago.
7. Get Lost. It is none of your business. Trust me. The nation does not need to know any damn truth. It's just not worth it.
- When it's none of the above 6 categories
Am sure, people who know me already know the answer. People who don't know me, don't really need to know.
Note : The truth and nothing but the truth , I really do not know.
- When the one on the other side is a TDH guy whom you have a strong crush on.
2. Why don't you just go and bring back the most eligible bachelor in this hall in the next 15 seconds and I shall tie the knot right away.
- When it's a relative who comes to you asking , "Do you remember me?" and I can only give a sheepish smile and say "Yes". When I have only seen him/her during weddings and invisible when in dire need of help.
3. Just tell me who that distantly related aunt's/uncle's unmarried son is whom you want me to meet in the little time that I am relaxing at home.
- When its a close relative whom you meet almost every weekend when you go home to just take a break.
4. Eda kocche, mottainnu iniyum virinjitilla, ennittu ende kalyanam kurichu ninikku chindha. Don't worry , I shall definitely make you the flower girl/ring boy at my marriage...when it happens.
- When it's your niece or nephew who hardly is 5 or 6 years old.
5. Dei, unakku kalyana saapadu saapudnamnu aasaiya irundha, ni yen edhaachum kalyana mandapathila care taker a poaga koodadhu? Naane kadupla irukken, oadidu mavane oadidu.
- When it's a colleague or friend whose only topic of discussion is marriage each time you meet him/her despite all your failed attempts to avoid him/her.
6. How does it really matter to you? Are you planning to crowd source and get a big fat wedding arranged for me tomorrow? Will that make you happy?
- When it's a stranger in the bus/ train who just picked a conversation with you 5 minutes ago.
7. Get Lost. It is none of your business. Trust me. The nation does not need to know any damn truth. It's just not worth it.
- When it's none of the above 6 categories
Am sure, people who know me already know the answer. People who don't know me, don't really need to know.
Note : The truth and nothing but the truth , I really do not know.
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